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Remember when everyone was "quiet quitting" and Gen Z was all about work-life balance? Well, plot twist: now everyone's "job hugging" like their mortgage depends on it. Because, spoiler alert, it probably does. The job market just served us a reality sandwich, and it's not exactly gourmet. Job openings dropped by 176,000 in July to 7.2 million – the second-lowest since December 2020. That's like watching your dating app matches disappear, except this time it actually affects your bank account. The Numbers ...
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Remember when we used to joke that celebrity endorsements were just expensive ways to burn marketing budgets? Well, American Eagle Outfitters (NYSE: AEO) just proved us all wrong – and their shareholders are laughing all the way to the bank. The clothing retailer's stock absolutely exploded 35% on Thursday, making it the day's best performer. The secret sauce? Two words: Sydney Sweeney. (Okay, and Travis Kelce, but let's be honest – Sydney's the real MVP here.) The Sweeney Effect Is Real Here's where ...
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So Goldman Sachs just dropped some news that's basically the financial equivalent of "we're not in Kansas anymore." Their big-brain strategists are saying we've entered what they're calling a "postmodern" market cycle—which sounds like something you'd study in a pretentious art class, but it's actually the fourth major market shift since World War II. Here's the deal: Remember how every previous market boom started with stocks being dirt cheap? Yeah, well, this time we're starting from historically expensive levels. It's like ...
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So here's the plot twist nobody saw coming: the Fed might cut rates again, and your portfolio probably isn't going to throw a party about it. This morning's ADP jobs report was basically the economic equivalent of showing up to a potluck with gas station sushi. They expected 75,000 new jobs, got 54,000, and last month's numbers? Yeah, those got revised down too. It's like when your friend says they're "five minutes away" but they haven't even left their house yet. Now ...
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So Franklin Templeton just launched two new ETFs, and before you roll your eyes at yet another fund company trying to grab your money, hear me out – these actually seem pretty solid. Meet the Franklin Dividend Growth ETF (FRIZ) and the Franklin Multisector Income ETF (MULT). Yeah, I know, the names are about as exciting as watching paint dry, but stick with me here. The Dividend Play That Doesn't Suck FRIZ is basically Franklin's attempt at finding companies that don't just pay ...
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Remember Unity Software? Yeah, that company that was supposed to power the metaverse before we all realized the metaverse was basically expensive VR goggles that made us look like we were auditioning for a sci-fi B-movie. Wall Street wrote Unity's obituary faster than you can say "failed IPO hype." The stock went from darling to dumpster fire when the metaverse turned out to be about as popular as pineapple on pizza in Italy. But here's the plot twist nobody saw coming: ...
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So here's the thing about August – it was like that friend who promises fireworks at their party but ends up serving lukewarm beer and playing acoustic covers. Sure, NVIDIA didn't completely tank (shocking, I know), but the real action was happening in the boring stuff nobody talks about at cocktail parties. Let's break down what actually happened while everyone was obsessing over AI chips: The Economy's Having a Moment
The U.S. economy grew 3.3% in Q2 – better than the initial "meh" ...
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So NVIDIA hit $170 and everyone's asking the million-dollar question: buy the dip or run for the hills? Let me break this down for you without the Wall Street jargon. Here's the deal: NVIDIA just had what I like to call a "good but not great" earnings report. Think of it like getting an A- when everyone expected an A+. Revenue jumped 56% to $46.7 billion (which, let's be honest, is still pretty ridiculous), and they beat estimates for the ninth ...
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