When Hackers Become Robin Hood: The $90M Crypto Burn That Has Iran Scrambling
So here's a wild one for your Monday morning coffee: hackers just torched $90 million worth of crypto from Iran's biggest exchange, and honestly? It's like watching a digital heist movie, except the thieves decided to burn the money instead of keeping it.
Meet the Predatory Sparrow crew (yes, that's their actual name – apparently even cyber-vigilantes need a good brand). These Israeli-aligned hackers didn't just steal from Nobitex, Iran's crypto kingpin. They went full scorched-earth and sent all that Bitcoin, ...
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Tesla’s 2026 Reality Check: When the Hype Train Hits the Station
Remember Ross Gerber? The guy who used to be Elon Musk's biggest cheerleader before becoming his most vocal critic? Well, he's back with another hot take, and this time he's calling 2026 Tesla's "come-to-Jesus" year. Spoiler alert: it's not looking pretty.
Here's the deal: Gerber thinks Tesla is about to face the music for all those wild promises Musk has been making. You know, the whole "we'll have fully autonomous cars everywhere" thing that's been "just around the corner" for... what, ...
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The Fed Just Gave Stocks the Ultimate Green Light (And Why Santa’s Coming Early This Year)
Okay, so Jerome Powell just did something that's basically the financial equivalent of your mom saying "fine, stay out past curfew." The Fed cut rates again, and while Powell tried to sound all serious and cautious in his press conference, the market basically heard: "We're stepping out of your way, kids. Have fun."
Here's what actually happened behind all the Fed-speak gibberish: They cut rates by 0.25%, which everyone expected. But more importantly, they're basically admitting they're done being the party ...
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Oracle Just Became the AI Canary in the Coal Mine (And It’s Not Looking Good)
Remember when your friend convinced you that crypto was "definitely going to the moon" right before it crashed? Well, Oracle just became that friend for the entire AI industry – except this time, the stakes are a lot bigger than your college beer money.
Oracle dropped their Q2 earnings this week, and while the headlines looked pretty – revenue up 14% to $16.1 billion, cloud revenue surging 34% – the reality underneath is about as appealing as finding out your Uber ...
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Tesla’s 2026 Reality Check: When the Hype Train Hits the Station
So here's the tea: Ross Gerber, who used to be one of Tesla's biggest cheerleaders, is now basically that friend who warns you about your questionable dating choices. And his latest warning? 2026 is going to be Tesla's "put up or shut up" year.
Gerber, who runs Gerber Kawasaki Wealth & Investment Management (yes, that's a real company name), has gone from Elon superfan to Tesla's most vocal critic faster than you can say "Cybertruck delay." His beef isn't just personal ...
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Tesla’s Former Cheerleader Just Called 2026 the ‘Come-to-Jesus Year’ (And He’s Not Wrong)
Remember Ross Gerber? The guy who used to sing Tesla's praises louder than a Model S Plaid hitting 60 mph? Well, plot twist: he's now basically Tesla's most vocal ex-boyfriend, and he's got some opinions about what's coming next.
Gerber, who runs Gerber Kawasaki Wealth & Investment Management (yes, that's a real company name), just dropped what might be the most brutally honest take on Tesla's future. His prediction? 2026 is going to be Elon's "come-to-Jesus year." And honestly, after watching ...
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Planet Labs Stock Just Went Full Space Cadet (And Your Portfolio Might Want In)
Remember when your mom told you to stop staring at the sky and do something productive? Well, Planet Labs (NYSE:PL) basically turned sky-gazing into a $17.75-per-share business model, and honestly? It's working out pretty well for them.
This little satellite company started 2025 trading like a penny stock at $3.97. Fast forward 11 months, and it's sitting pretty at nearly $18 per share – that's a casual 340% gain that would make even your crypto-obsessed cousin jealous. Thursday alone saw the ...
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The Fed Just Gave Wall Street an Early Christmas Present (And Why 2026 Could Be Epic)
Okay, so the Fed just cut rates again – and honestly, it's like watching your favorite uncle slip you a twenty at Christmas dinner. Sure, it's not life-changing money, but hey, it's something.
Here's what went down: Jerome Powell and his crew decided to trim interest rates by 0.25% for the third time this year. But here's where it gets spicy – this wasn't exactly a unanimous "let's do this" moment. Nine members said yes, but three were like "nah, we're ...
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