AMD Just Pulled a Power Move That Has Nvidia Sweating

Well, well, well. Look who just crashed Nvidia's exclusive AI party with a folding chair and a bag of chips. AMD stock absolutely exploded 38% on Monday after announcing they've inked a deal with OpenAI that's got Wall Street doing double-takes and Nvidia executives probably stress-eating in the parking lot. Here's the tea: AMD just secured a multi-year agreement to supply OpenAI with their fancy AI chips – specifically their AMD Instinct GPUs. We're talking about a deployment that'll pump 6 ...
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Gold Just Hit $4,000 and Everyone’s Losing Their Minds (In a Good Way)

Remember when your grandpa used to ramble about gold being "real money"? Well, turns out the old guy might've been onto something. Gold just smashed through $4,000 an ounce like it was made of paper, and honestly, it's been the financial equivalent of watching your least athletic friend suddenly dunk on LeBron. We're talking $4,065 per ounce as of this week, which means gold is up a ridiculous 52% this year. To put that in perspective, it's absolutely demolishing the S&P ...
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Wall Street’s Next Obsession: Why Your Money Might Go Digital (And Why That’s Actually Cool)

Remember when everyone was losing their minds over AI? Well, plot twist: Wall Street's already moved on to the next shiny object. And this time, it's not about robots taking over—it's about turning everything you own into digital tokens. Yeah, I know how that sounds, but stick with me here. What's Tokenization, and Why Should You Care? Think of tokenization like turning your stuff into digital trading cards. That bond you bought? Now it's a token you can trade instantly instead of ...
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AMD Just Pulled a Fast One on Nvidia (And Made 38% in One Day)

Remember when your friend said they were "diversifying their portfolio" and then bought three different meme coins? Well, OpenAI just did something similar, except way smarter and with actual billion-dollar consequences. AMD stock absolutely exploded on Monday, jumping 38% faster than you can say "artificial intelligence." Why? Because while everyone was watching Nvidia flex its AI muscles, AMD quietly slid into OpenAI's DMs and walked away with a multi-year chip deal that has Wall Street doing double-takes. Here's the tea: OpenAI just ...
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The Market’s Getting a Little Too Spicy (And Why That Should Worry You)

So Paul Tudor Jones went on CNBC this morning and basically said "buckle up, buttercups" – except in fancy trader speak. His exact words? The market has "all the ingredients for some kind of blow off." Translation: things are about to get wild, and not necessarily in a good way. Here's the thing about blow-off tops – they're like that friend who gets way too confident after a few drinks. Sure, they're fun at the party, but you know it's not ...
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IBM Just Got an AI Glow-Up (And Wall Street Noticed)

Remember IBM? That company your dad's company probably still uses for... something? Well, Big Blue just pulled off what might be the corporate equivalent of showing up to your high school reunion looking absolutely fantastic. IBM stock jumped today after announcing a partnership with Anthropic – you know, the folks behind Claude, that AI chatbot that's actually pretty good at not being completely unhinged. The deal basically means IBM is integrating Claude's brain power into their development tools, and honestly, it's ...
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Uncle Sam Just Went Full YOLO on a Mining Stock (And It’s Working)

Remember when your friend told you about that "sure thing" penny stock that was going to make you rich? Well, turns out Uncle Sam has been taking notes – and he just dropped $35.6 million on what used to be a penny stock called Trilogy Metals (NYSE:TMQ). Plot twist: it's actually working. Here's the tea: The Trump Administration just bought a 10% stake in this Vancouver-based mining company, and the stock went absolutely bonkers – we're talking a 240% jump from ...
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AMD Just Pulled a Fast One on Nvidia (And Wall Street Lost Its Mind)

Remember when your friend got the same job you wanted, and you thought your career was over? Well, that's basically what happened to AMD when Nvidia scored that massive $100 billion OpenAI deal a few weeks back. Except instead of sulking with a pint of ice cream, AMD went out and got their own OpenAI deal. And boy, did Wall Street notice. AMD stock absolutely exploded on Monday, shooting up 38% faster than you can say "artificial intelligence." We're talking about ...
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